Dakota Bear and the Dangerous Love Song
The sign on the wall, read gun for hire
We were standing there
Because we had a flat tire
There was fighting down the hall
Sounded like a gospel choir
Dakota bear said hey Dave
Let’s check this out
Let’s check it out
Tail waggin come on.
We were halfway there
When the shots were fired
I wanted to run
But I was frozen with desire
As she walked on by
With that big bag of money, she just acquired
Dakota bear just smiled
And took his lipstick out
There was no doubt
About it this time
We were in love
She said if you’re a seller, baby, I’m a buyer
I said I’m not really sure if I’m improper attire
She said just drive my car
We head down south and we’ll both retire
Dakota Bear just lifted his leg on our flat
And that was that
We ain’t coming back this time
I’m truly gone
She yelled, I need a lover
Who’s not a liar
About that time, my pants caught on fire
Didn’t seem like much
The woman would really require
Dakota bear reminds me
She’s got a gun
Oh yeah, she’s got a gun
Drop me up at the corner, hon. I forgot something.
